Monday, April 24, 2006

List of pet peeves and other weird stuff about me

1. People that talk too slow really annoy me.
2. I hate it when you see someone with a pimple that is SO READY to pop and it's all white and plump and you can't do anything but stare at it and wish to God they would go to the bathroom and pop it.
3. I hate telling someone they have something in their teeth.
4. I hate it when I hear some idiot teenager with their radio BLARING in their car and booming until my windows in my car or house shake. (*yet another clue that I am not hip anymore*)
5. I dislike people who get up to the check out in a store then they send one of their kids or they themselves go run and get something else they "forgot"......it really infuriates me when the forgotten item ends up being something unimportant like a bag of cookies or chips. I HATE it when people go through their coupons AT the checkout. This always seems to happen to me when I am in line behind them with with a box of maxi-pads and a bottle of Midol.
6. I like to bite Allen, not in a sexual way but I just like to bite...I don't know why I just get the urge to and he usually flicks my forehead for doing it.
7. I get great joy out of seeing the FULL TANK indicator on my car.
8. I tend to wait to get gas until my car is running on fumes......I have only run out of gas one time though and I was LITERALLY across the street from the gas station.
9. I love to put new tastes to Makily's lips so I can see her make the "ewww face", lemon works the best hee hee hee
10. One time when I was younger, poorer and very single I bought a $150 dress to wear to a hoity toity banquet for work and took it back the next day....bad girl.
11. When telemarketer's call and I mistakenly answer the phone...I tell them I am not here.
12. I once walked through a drive through with a friend.
13. I hate wearing shoes and most of the time I am in sandals or flip flops of some sort....good thing I live in florida huh?
14. I have a strange habit of putting my TV on mute when the commercials come on. I don't know why but I do it and it drives Allen crazy.
15. I am a horrible klutz and I fell in my yard yesterday morning. I landed in half on the concrete and half in the grass/leaves. It was still dark. When I got inside I had leaves in my hair, a bloody knee/shin and a horrily swollen and bruised ankle. I did have to laugh at the leaves and twigs in my hair though.

5 comments:

Proud Mommy To An Angel said...

You are tooooo funny! I think I may steal your idea. I can totally relate to some of the things you wrote about.

Anonymous said...

or.......
Watching TV on mute and reading the closed captioning:)

Patyrish said...

OMG Anonymos!!! I do that! I just didnt have the nerve to fess up to the watching closed captioning while muted! Glad I am not the only one out there....or am I?!

Anonymous said...

Yes you are the only one out there. I was refering to you silly!!!!!

Patyrish said...

Kristy you buthead, I was so excited to find out I wasnt the only dork that watches the CC with the mute on......I guess I am weirder than I thought! OH WELL!