VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
**Seriously this entire post is gross so if you are easily offended OR have a weak stomach....skip it*****
Okay you have all been given fair warning.
I was in a mad rush to get ready to be at my doctors appt by 11:00. I am always in a mad rush to get ready.
Story of my life.
ANYWAY
J was taking an early nap (because I knew if he didn't I would pay for it at the doctors office). I had just enough time to get ready and be to my appt on time.
I got out of the shower and heard J talking in his room. I decided I would go get him up real quick and then blow dry my hair.
Well when I opened his bedroom door.....this is the horror I found.
(cue psycho music....reet, reet, reet, reet)
Have look INSIDE his crib:
Gotta love baby turd hand prints:
J was covered in poop from his head to his toes.
He even had crap plastered BETWEEN his eyes.
SERIOUSLY.
I had no time to take his picture. I quickly picked him up (while holding him away from my body....think Three Men and a Baby), and went straight to the bathroom. I left the drain open and just ran the water. He thought this was a wonderful game and squealed in delight. I blew dry my hair while he soaked the turds off of his body.
sigh
I have been saying for the longest time that I wanted to do a mural and a theme in his room. I ha vent for fear they will take him and then it won't be his room anymore.
I guess J was tired of waiting for his mural.
He made his own.
Out of turds.
I will say that I am rather impressed.....to me it looks like a bat....maybe even a bald eagle? How Patriotic of him?
Look at the wing span on that!
Just when I thought I had all the solid turds cleaned up...I pulled the crib out from the wall to clean it and found this....Oh Joy I thought...another prize!
I like to call this picture
Sticky Wall Turd
Needless to say I spent an hour bleaching the walls, his crib, the sheets and cleaning up turds. I shampooed the carpets too.
I will be saving these photos to use as black mail when little J is older and he brings a girlfriend over. I may have been the turd cleaner today but revenge is sweet!
Here's the after. Hopefully it will stay this way....if I wake up to another turd mural in the morning.....I may cry.
Trish honey, YOU TOTALLY called this last week didnt you!?
Thursday, May 21, 2009
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC PHOTOS.
Posted by Patyrish at 5/21/2009 08:03:00 PM
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Yuck! Maybe you need to start turning the diapers backwards now that he has figured it out...
OMG ~ You've got an artist on your hands there! Thanks for making me laugh, Way to go J!
Oh my! I remember when I woke up to my daughter's mural. We do not allow her to sleep without a onesie or footie pjs any more. Thank goodness when she did it, I had a sinus cold, I couldn't smell most of it.
Thank you for the best laugh I have had in quite some time! I'm sorry you had to deal with it, but bless you for posting it and captioning so well! STILL laughing!
Isaac says "well, hes never gonna be ashamed of THOSE pictures later in life..."
ahhhhhhhh, so wish I had had the presence of mind to take pics of the time Micah did this to me.
My favorite of his poo poo bonanza was the large, squishy, lone turd circling above me on the ceiling fan. He must have flung that one up in a fit of glee.
I take it back--my favorite of that mess was his poop horns. so fitting. he had made two poop and hair horns on his head--looked like shitty satan. sigh.
At least J was confined to his crib when it happened. Micah had free reign over his ENTIRE room. LOLOLOLOL
Time for duct tape and backwards diapers. hee hee
You know you can cut the feet off the sleeper jammies (or most of the legs for summer) then put them on so they zip up in the back instead of the front. 'painting' is one of my foster son's favorite activities. The "experts" tell me its developmentally appropriate for an almost 4 year old. Since he is medically fragile and MRDD with his functional age being 8 months, I guess I should throw a party that he has finally done something on target for his real age!!
Thanks for the warning..
However, I am well versed in the art of depoopifying.
Is that a word???
That brought back some really awful memories, although I was able to chuckle a little. Who says Moms aren't tough. We clean poo.
I cleaned up something very similar (although there were toys involved) this week and did not take it anywhere near as calmly as you did. It may have been because my little 'artist' is a little over 3yrs but still... EWWWWWWW!
sorry for you but atleast me and nick got a huge laugh.. nick couldnt believe what he was seeing..oh..gosh I bet you need a drink or something..lol..huge hugs..
LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh. I thought stuff like that happens just to me. Maia did something similar - on my livingroom couch (thank goodness for leather) as I was pulling out the Christmas turkey about 2 years ago!
when my 5 year old was 2 1/2 and had recently just joined our family he decided he would 'claim' the t.v. in the boy's room by emptying the contents of his diaper and smearing it all over said t.v. i heard a long and painful bellow from my oldest son that sounded like he just saw the worst thing ever in his life...."moooooooooom he put poop on MY TV!!!!!!!!!" brotherly bonding....the memory brings tears to my eyes...=)
Oh. My. Gosh! LOL!!! That is SO disgusting.
On a nicer note, my Peanut has the same exact crib, but in light pink!
Reading your post I think I actually could smell it too! :)
I'm a lurker that had to come out for this post. I think us moms have all been there and done that.
Well, my spiritual take on this blog entry:
HOLY SHIT.
p.s. Love the name of your picture. LOL!
Yuck... why do kids do this? Way to gross for words.
WOW what a mess!!!!!!!!! Glad you got it all cleaned up ok!
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Hi,
I've dealt with the feces smearing hundreds of times. One piece pajamas, put on backwards and wrap duck tape loosely around the top so he can't get his hands on the zipper. Mine could still find a way to get them off but the duck tape bought us a little time. A camera to monitor him can be had for less than $100. I wish I had bought one years ago.
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