*I Confess that I have a Mountain of laundry that is nearly as high as my house. I just separated it into piles.
Pile One: Towels (We have an UNGODLY AMOUNT OF TOWELS).
Pile Two: Dress Clothes
Pile Three: Blankets and sheets
Pile Four: Around the house clothes and PJ's.
90% of all this are the kids stuff. How these children got all these clothes I have no idea....I don't remember buying all this, I think I may have a problem, is there a hotline for women who obsessively like to buy kid clothes?
*I Confess that after surveying said piles I seriously considered going to the laundry mat. I quickly decided against it when I recalled the last time I went to the laundry mat. Let's just say that trip involved a women wearing flip flops, short shorts (complete with muffin top), a crop top and a dew rag screaming "I'm gon beat yo ass" at her toddler for three hours. Aforementioned toddler had the ever popular koolaid stain/crusty snot mustache.
*I Confess that then I seriously considered a "drop off" laundry service when I remembered I am the cheapest person alive and so I went and started another load.
*I Confess I found another AWESOME blog last night that made me LAUGH SO HARD.
*I Confess that said blog is PRETTY RAUNCHY and nearly offensive(and I am far from a prude) but I continued to read because I SO need a laugh lately. Here is the link to the new raunchy blog, it's HILARIOUS but if you are easily offended DON'T GO HERE!. He uses the "R" word which I hate but again, the rest of his humor CRACKS ME UP so I just try to overlook that word.
*I Confess that I just realized that the "R" word offends me more than any curse word....strange.
*I Confess that I put poopy diapers in a Hellmart....ooops I mean Walmart bag, tie them up and put them outside the front door. This scares door to door sales people away *almost* every time. Unfortunately it irritates Allen but he has stopped yelling at me for it and just takes it to the trash can that is a long 15 feet from my doorway. Looks it's cold here and I am lazy.
*I Confess that I still have HALF of my Christmas decorations up.
*I Confess that our family generates more trash than ANYONE ELSE on our entire street and possibly in our entire neighborhood.
*I Confess that I get WAY too excited over comments on my blog and I'm starting to wonder if that's healthy or not.
Have a great Saturday.
11 comments:
I TOTALLY do the EXACT same thing with the Walmart bags and the front door!!!! :0)
i confess that I just farted next to an open hot oven and discovered that it intensifies the smell HARD CORE.
You are TOO funny! I was laughing out loud at your confessions. We have way too much laundry too and I hate doing it. I should say I hate folding it, the washing part is not so bad. It's really bad when Griffin is looking for something to wear to school and I say "go check in the back by the laundry" and he comes back with a whole outfit. Reese has WAY too many clothes. Griffin gets his because he gets holes in the right knee of his pants and stains on his shirts within the first two minutes of wearing them. I guess we should start throwing out the old stuff?
Ditto to the walmart bag although our driveway is so long we don't get salespeople bugging us.
Thanks for the laugh. I really needed one today.
Nena
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I confess that I find you totally amusing, and I'm glad I'm not alone with the laundry!!
LOL I tackled my weekly laundry mountain today too!! I don't know how the kids got so many clothes, but they're never ALL clean at the same time so I don't see them together. And yes, Ryan's poopy diapers end up in Wal-mart bags too...tied up and thrown into the garage where my husband is responsible for taking out THAT trash pail :)
OMG...okay, so, if I have one kid more than you just freakin' imagine my landry pile - my dog sleeps in it and licks the really stinky pieces :) eewww!! YOu crack me up and I needed the laugh tonight too.... and Michelle Hays comment made me laugh the hardest!!! omg...I am getting way too sick....I need to come to FLorida for a Trish visit!
Trish, I am also very excited about comments. Lack of comments makes me feel like I'm writing to no one. Never fun. =)
Too funny. We spend the better part of yesterday folding our mountain of clothes. I don't have a problem doing the laundry but I HATE folding them and putting them away.
We too put our diapers in a bag and set them outside. The really sad thing is that Nathan's nurses have started doing the same thing!
Hey Trish, it's Gabby's mom. I confess, I'm a blog stalker! lol...too funny! Keep the faith girl! When I read your entries and your love for little J (and Makily) I think of the song by Plumb "In your arms." I'm making a video of the kiddies to it...its a beautiful song! Be strong!
I won't confess anything unless my lawyer is present.
This post could have been written by me! I have the giant (separated) piles of laundry! I too considered the options of getting it done all at once. I also used to put the poopy walmart bags on my porch! I had to laugh when I read your post. You described me to a T!
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